I thought Pantone was off their rocker choosing Radiant Orchid as the color of the year.
Since we have the greatest snow on Earth, we started skiing.
A lot of things have changed since I last skied, ahem twenty years ago(!). People wear helmets, skis are shaped like fat hourglasses and much to my surprise, the ski pants size of my youth no longer zip! Lucky for me the fashion police had the day off and no one called in the creep-o with her pants undone. Clearly I have a few things to do. Like stop eating donuts. Or, more likely, buy giant pants.
Luckily they only add about thirty pounds to our dog equation and they are pretty good little hot potato foot warmers.
If you are two and you speak a mostly identifiable pidgin, you may have noticed that the buddies sharing the first bed (what, 57 dog beds in one house is excessive?) are matchadoo, the official term for like objects. Look it up.